My India Today

Just turn-on any cheap Hindi news channel these days and you’ll be taken for a ride. You won’t believe even your own eyes rather ears in this context. Every new release can become hit instantly on such channels, all you have to do is to just pay them some money and rest will be taken care of.

Irrelevant of the trade reports, critic’s views and collection, these channels will announce your movie a super-duper hit in the history of Indian Cinema. For instance, lets take a look at performance of Aamir Khan starrer Ghajini, latest Super-Duper hit in the history of Indian Cinema, as declared by these ‘Chamiya’ news channels. One of the reporter declared Aamir Khan as ‘Emperor of Bollywood’ from today itself. He was repeatedly comparing the performance of Ghajini with Shahrukh starrer ‘Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi’ and Akshay Kumar starrer ‘Sing is Kinng’.

It is well-known fact that Ghajini which is originally lifted from Hollywood’s critically acclaimed movie Memento (2000) and than Tamil version of memento (Ghajini) has not gone very well with the critics. Trade reports are also not very encouraging. Most of the families rather chosen ‘Jumbo’ over ‘Ghajini’ for their Christmas treat. Film is doing well in small cities of U.P. and Bihar who can easily fall for eight packed Aamir Khan but big cities are still a distant dream for Aamir Khan who has already started seeing sweet dreams of upsetting Shahrukh Khan by just giving few bucks to hindi news channels.

Joke of Year 2008: Aamir Khan in pre-release press conference of Ghajini, ” I saw Memento after completing the Ghajini.”